The Cognito-ing Begins
It turns out I was indeed able to keep my ambition level up at fairly high levels and my months long dream is now a reality. You can check it out at http://www.tvincognito.com.
The site isn't much to look at yet but in my defense A) everything on the site except for the text portion of 3 of the reviews (Alienated eps 4-6) was created today, B) The only tools I had at my disposal were Open Office (which turns out to have a rather lackluster editor. The image-mapping is good but everything else, not so much. And you don't even want to try creating frames with it), paint and trusty ol' notepad.
Right now my focus is going to be on getting the links and forum pages up (in addition to writing more reviews) but once everything is up and running I'll look into getting my hands on some better resources.
As I said above, the page isn't much yet but it feels good to be doing something productive/enjoyable. It's not often I'm able to combine those two things into a single task.