Ultra Awesome

Those of you who may have been wondering what a good example of a highly entertaining cheesy movie would be need to look no further than Space at 3 AM this morning. They are showing Max Knight: Ultra Spy. It's actually a two hour pilot for a show that never got made into a show. Max Knight is like James Bond if James Bond was in the not to distant future and an incredibly lame computer techie.

The plot involves a cult trying to A) transfer their conciousness to computers and B) blow up the world so that nobody bugs them. You'd think that blowing up the world would hurt the computers too but apparently not.

A couple extra awesome things to look out for:
1) The movie, since it takes place the in future, tries to invent its own lingo and it's really bad. For example , instead of saying something is 'cool', they say it's 'grody'
2) Near the climax of the movie there's a fight scene between Max and the head villian using the Half-Life game engine. Seriously.

So yeah, check it out. And if you're reading this after the movie aired (which you almost certainly are) that's your problem. You'll have to figure out some sort of time travel method or something.