Monkey Shines

I had a rather odd dream last night. Now, dreams in general are pretty odd and mine are usually really odd but this one was odd even when looked at relative to the others.

In my dream, I was dreaming that I was lying in bed, having just woke up. The dream went on for quite some time, with me mostly just lying in bed in my room.

Such a dream could quite easily be mistaken for non-dreaming except throughout the dream I was being harrassed by a very small, very evil monkey. At least that's the animal the creature most resembled.

The 'monkey' would sneak into my room and then approach the bed in some way. Then it would attack me. You'd think a very small monkey wouldn't be much of a threat (it was probably between 20-30 cm tall) but it was also quite strong. First I just put it out of my room, shut the door and went back to bed but it just kept hitting the door until the door flew open. Eventually I had to take stronger measures to try and stop it like slamming it into a wall repeatedly and throwing it outside but it just kept coming back.

The lesson of the day: Evil monkey = persistent