I think the cats are out to get me. The last two nights while I've been driving places at night I've seen a much higher than usual number of cats. These cats have never been doing anything. They're just sitting on the shoulder of the road looking at me as I drive by. Obviously the only possible explanation is that they are after me. So if you hear that my corpse was found with a lot of scratches where the eyes used to be, don't be surprised. :P

Quote of the YesterTwoDays: "Well, nice knowing you, son. Not like I don't love you or anything, but you know how people are. They'll assume that sort of thing runs in the family, and frankly I got a tough enough time picking up chicks to begin with. So good luck, be careful, and maybe we'll see you on TV sometime lip-synching Over The Rainbow at one of those Pride parades."
- Duckman

This one is said after Ajax mentions going on a date with Tammy. The way Ajax talks makes Tammy sound more like Tommy. Bernice then has Ajax spell the name out so as to keep Duckman from freaking out anymore about his ability to score being lessened.

Quote of the Day: "Don't do anything I wouldn't do. And if you do, take pictures."
-?