Apparently nothing chases chips like a Pepsi.

Hmmm... I'm really hungry. Maybe if I were to accquire some Pepsi, I could have it chase down some chips for me. Then I won't be hungry. Well, assuming the Pepsi doesn't kill the chips after chasing them down.

Defunct Word of the Day: jokesmith
"A manufacturer of jokes"

Oh, and tonight's episode of Spiderman was the one where JJ (the owner of the Daily Bugle) decides to disguise himself as a reporter from the Daily Bugle by wearing a press hat and a white beard. He then tries to get in to an army installation but when his beard falls off they assume he's a spy and throw him in jail. It's great.